

This is the inner madness of an amature writer that is a Sandwich Artist and watches WAY too much TV. Twitter: phatjake Skype: skankinjake FORMERLY: jakebud
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i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
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okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Ass to ass with you
Ass to ass with you
whether you want to acknowledge it or not, Scott is recognized as the main character of the show by the people who write the show, hence the title “Teen Wolf” (◡‿◡✿)
and whether you like it or not, Scott is going to become an alpha and a fantastic leader because that is actually the goal of the show, for Scott to progress to that point (◡‿◡✿)
so all your bitching is literally moot (◕‿◕✿)
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
What cuties
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
^ is true

